The story of some friends' hostel life

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helo doston, aaj main aapko ek realistic kahaanee batane ja raha hoon. ye kahaanee ek hostal mein rahane vaale kuchh doston kee hai, ye log dost nahin sab idiots hain, yahaan ham 4 idiots kee hostal life ko simpal tareeke se bataane ja rahe hain.

So let's start...

1 ) Basir Ahmed 

vaise to Basir ka matalab dekhana hota hai lekin vah andha hain yaanee chashmish.

yah ladaka achchha tha padhne mein numbar 1, first class se aakhri class tak har baar class mein first aaya, 10th class mein pratham shrenee (madhyamik pareeksha mein) higher secondary mein sabhee vishayon mein letter, higher secondary pareeksha ka parinaam dekhakar sarakaar ne inaam mein skootee (scooty) bhee dee. 

mool sthaan

Ye basir ladakiyon ka deevaana tha, har Fraind circle mein ek ladaka hota hai na jo ladakiyon ka deevaana hota hai, vaise hee ye ladka bhee aisa hee tha, ladka padhnee mein achchha tha toh ladakiyaan bhee lain mein lag jaatee thee. raat ke 2 baje tak baaten karata tha, na jaane kya baatein karate the vo log. aur haan, usko birayaanee bahut pasand hai, usko haphte mein kam se kam 7_8 baar birayaanee chaahie. vah ghar se jo paisa laata tha usaka 80% birayaanee aur sigarette par kharch kar deta tha.

hammhah ye ladaka dikhane mein jitana achchha dikhata hai andar se utana hee badamaash hai baakee main yahaan sheyar nahin kar sakata.

Auuuurrrrr jaise vo ek haphte mein 7_8 plet birayaanee khatha tha vaise hee vo har din 7_8 sigarette pee jaata tha. burai yah nahin hai ki vah dhoomrapaan karata tha, burai yah hai ki vah doosaron ko dhoomrapaan karane ke lie majboor karata tha (jabardasti cigarette pilata tha). usine mujhe cigarette peena bhee sikhaaya hai aur haan, main hee nahin list mein aur bhee log hain.

kul milaakar vah ek achchha ladaka tha, vah mera room paartanar tha. Saaf sutra tha room main bhi jharu lagata tha.

2) Abu Barkat chulaiman chaudhri ibn Abdul Halim chaudhri 

ab baat karate hain Abu Barkat chulaiman chaudhari ibn abdul halem chaudhari kee bare main. aap soch rahe honge ki ye isaka naam aur pata hai, nahin nahin, ye sirf isaka naam hai. jab tak vah exam ke pepar par apana naam likhata tha, tab tak ham 5_10 MCQ hal kar lete the.ab is ladake ke baare mein kya batayen, ye padhne mein achchha tha aur handsome bhee lekin nahaata nahin tha. yah kehna galat hoga ki vah nahata nahi tha, darasal use nahaane ka samay hee nahin milata tha. kyonki vah din bhar mobail mein laga rahata tha, din bhar mobail se na jaane kya-kya karata rahata tha. Baki sab saath-saath baithakar baaten karate the aur vah apane mobail mein vyast rahata tha

unake jaisa laaparavaah insaan mainne apanee jindegi mein kabhee nahin dekha.

matalab kya bataoon ek taraph usakee chappal, ek taraph usake kapade aur ek taraph usaka mobail, matalab usake baare mein jitana kahoon kam hai, aur haan apna 8 saal kee hostal life mein mainne use ek din bhee saabun (soap) khareedate nahin dekha.

ek toh woh saabun nahin khareeda karta tha aur doosare tarah hamaare saabun ko bhee gaayab kar deta tha yaanee nahaate samay hamaara saabun le jaata tha aur vah wahi chur aata tha. aap samajh hee gae honge ki vah kis tarah ka insaan tha. mainne pahale hee kaha laaparavaah. agar main aapako unake baare mein bataoon to aapako yakeen nahin hoga ki duniya mein aise bhee log bhi exist karte hain. agar main isake baare mein baat karata rahoonga, to notapad khatm ho jaega lekin main isake baare mein baat khatm nahin kar paoonga.woh bhi acchai nahi burai

 vaise toh vah nek dil insaan tha. vah din bhar phaalatoo kee baaten karata rahta tha. Fir bhee hamaara sabase achchha dost hai..

3) Nurul Amin laskar

isaka naam Nurul Amin laskar hai lekin ham ise paagaler CM kahate the.

kyonki poora din paagalerCM kee tarah kaam karata tha.

(ab aapake man mein ek savaal uth sakata hai ki paagalerCM kaun hai?) paagalerCM YouTube par sarch karen.(Ya Fir Yahaan Click KarSakte Hain)

ladka bahut sundar hai. padhaee kee haalat ka pata nahin hai, kyonki vah lagabhag teen (3) saal tak hamaare saath raha .lekin mainne use ek din ke lie ek bhee kitaab ke saath nahin dekha. bahut achchha ladaka tha, aghar koee WI-FI maangata to sim card kholakar de deta, kyonki uska mobail jaldee discharge ho jaata tha agar usake paas Data kam ya bilkul nahin hota to vah 1gb ka reacherg karava dya kartha tha.

 eske sabase badee baat yah thee ki usne instagram par 1300 logunko follow kya hua tha us main se aap ekin nahi karoge ke usne toh 1300 main se 1200 sirf ledkion ko follow Kiya hua tha, baakee 40_50 celebrity matalab cricketer aur footballer etc. the.. isase bhee badee vo jis bhee ladki ko follow karta us ladaki ko 4_5 massage bhi karta tha. aisa nahin hai ki ladakiyon jawab nahi dethi thi . video call par bhi baat hotee thee, Jo bhi bolo iske pas Ladkiyon ko fasane ki ninja technique thi.. ye Rahi ek Ninja technique 

(dekha na Ninja technique LOL)

 khushee kee baat ye hai ki har ladaki jo call karatee thee mujhase milavaata thaa.. 

eske baren main aur ek baat ye hain ke udhaar lena koi isse seekhe. matlab iska udhar toh 2000_3000 se niche nahi rehta tha. aisa nahin hai ki udar nahin chukata tha, jo bhee taareekh dee hotee vah lauta deta. iske baare mein sabse jyaada buri baat ye hai kee jis cheej ko lekar jhagada hota tha, vah usee cheej ko phenk deta tha. agar kisi kapade ko lekar jhagada ho jae toh woh use phenk deta hai ya jala deta tha, yahee uskee sabase badee bimari thee. 

agar main isake baare mein pooree raat blog likhoon to bhee yah khatm nahin hoga. yah sabase hansne hasane vaala aur paagal vyakti tha.

4) Abu bakkar

usake baad hamaare bakkar bhai aate hain. vaise toh unke baare mein bataane ke lie khas  kuchh bhee nahin hai. Parhai thura bahut kartha tha jiyadah nahi aur pura din var bas mobile phone dekhata rahata tha, vah bhee cricket ka highlights. unke baare mein kuchh bhee bura nahin hain. Vah bahut achchha ladka tha. ham unke baare mein yaheen samaapt karate hain. ant mein main ek baat kehana chaahata hoon ki woh bahut jhooth bolata tha

5) Md Helal Uddin

Aap such rahe honge ki upar to hamen 4 idiyats ke baare mein bataaya gaya hai, to phir ye 5vaan kaun hai.

jee ye idiyat nahin mahaan porosh hain

ye hai hamaaree sabase mahattv poorn vyakti. Upar jitane logon ke baat huee hai un sab mein se alag banda hai. hote hain na kameene dostun ke beech bhee ek Shareef insaan vo yahee hain. bas yahee

Conclusion

Basir Ahmed Parhai main toper dikhne main accha aur Ladkiyon ke mamle main sabse top, Barkat ko duniya ka cearless man of the year ka prize mila, wohi Nurul amin ko pagoler Cm se promotion karke Pagoler Pm banaya gaya,toh wahi sabse accha Abu bakkar ko ignore kar dya gaya..

khaanee khatam, taata, baay baay, gudabaay